Monday, October 19, 2009

If you see a sucka, cut 'em

Today me and Nat found a setting on my guitar delay pedal that sounds like tripped out godliness. So we tripped out for ages, and of course recorded the evidence.

Also, im on holidays, so where the fuck is my booze? Where the fuck are the lads? Courtney will be leaving very very soon for her adventure, and i will sorely miss her :( fucking 3 months! Balls!

Someone really needs to have a house party...some of my fondest memories are of house parties from years ago. Daft Punk blasting in the background, Jim Beam spilt all over our bare chests, stale lollies flooding every inch of the floor, porn being casually played in the background, someone munting in a near room and not a person standing sober. We can relive these memories!

Also, i recently applied to appear on Deal or No Deal...i want to take home the big bucks and tell Andrew O'Keefe he's a fucking legend.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Avalanche Rock, Yeah, Avalanche Rock, Yeah

Was my last serious post back in September 6th? Christ, i need to pick up my act. The truth is that i still find blogs an important part of my bored mornings/afternoons, so from now on i promise to blog a little bit more. Especially considering i have about 5 months of holidays, mostly without Courtney (she'll be travelling) and money.

But fucking hell, what is there to blog about? Our lives have become so dull since university. I thought this year would be one massive holiday, but it hasnt been. I mean, ive gone out as much as i can (lately about once a week which is good), and there have been some great highlights to add to the "big book of cres adventures" (that book doesnt exist but it will eventually, i bet). But not as much as i thought i would :( OH OH im listening to David Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" album and its making me hawt! HAWT

Also, ive shamefully been spending a bit of time on 4chan (just /b/ and /mu/), but desperately wish to reduce my visits there...its funny at times, but mostly full of snobs, cowards and the sort of people that basically never leave their homes.

Also, why is Chester not president yet? I might watch some S&O clips a bit later on today. Its a sunny day which = staying inside watching sock puppets.

Yeah, theres a few other things i was going to mention in greater detail (such as Courtneys upcoming birthday, DDs newfound lady and Shaun possibly having a lads party house) but all of a sudden i cant be bothered typing much more. To conclude: the lads need to fecking go out more because life is too short to sit around on facebook, which is what everyone just does with their time these days. Barschwarg.

-jim

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

If this is gonna be that kinda party im gonna stick my dick in the mash potato

Instead of providing a proper post i will just type 'ballsack' 69 times and end with a rating from 1-10 showing how much i care at the moment about writing a serious post:

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0/10

bai

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Goodnight Sweet Prince

I have an assignment due today that i have only half-completed...fuck it, there is more important things to be done. Such as play Metal Gear Solid 1. However, due to the demolishment of Marty's blog because of VCA bullshit (FUCK YOU VCA), i feel obliged to cover the last lads night at Marty's, ever.

Before me and Eric drove up to Marty's humble abode in beautiful Belgrave, my insides felt raped and abused. Why? Because it felt like this was the last lads night ever to be had - which is of course not true, but Marty's place is kind of like the Lads HQ. Anyways, i came well prepared with usual games, controllers and the vital energy drink, as me and Eric appropriately blasted a tape of Daft Punk on the trip up. When we arrived in Belgrave, the first massive fail came early when Eric stopped his car in the middle of a road to chat with the others, angering some old wench. We then headed on down to Marty town.

Marty made a good move by announcing a toast to the last lads night at his place, with the appropriate passion pop and pizza in everyones hand. A nice little speech was made before each lad summed up the last few years with words like "hookers" and "tits". We couldn't have put it any better.

More than anything, we then wanted to get stuck into the 'classic' lads games, so we started off with TS; as usual me and Shaun were practically neck-and-neck for the #1 spot. I didnt get the ricochet king award, but neither did DD, which i should emphasise completely. I cant be bothered going into detail about every game, but we busted out Mario Tennis (a surprising highlight, minus fucking Failuigi being a gaycunt), Bomberman 64, Smash Bros (THATS A GOOD 9, YOU DICKS, G&W IS KING), Terry Rampage (good times had) and some others i cant remember now. An important part of the night was reliving classic lads moments, so we of course had to throw in a complete mind-fuck movie (Visitor Q), and holy shit were our minds fucked. Eric was probably unphased completely though, that batterydick fetish creep. After that we watched music clips of shitty pop-rock bands with ridiculously boring and similar names, at some point we also got some Jerry Jackson going (oh yeah and that mindfuck racing animation found from /b/, HOLY SHIT) and eventually went to sleep (although it was practically breakfast time when i went to bed).

To finish it off, Marty got some more video games kicking while we were all twitching and aching from sugar, and we watched some doco about a guy who is the #3 best paper-plane thrower in the world (not kidding you). On the trip home with Shaun, i felt mightily cut that we'd never be back there again, and i'm still cut now. Over the years we've had some of our best and memorable times there, and its such a shame to move on from the epic loungeroom. However, in the coming years we'll all of course keep living the same lads moments, but just in different places. Now, as we're all in uni, we can also go out and get absolutely and legally smashed, which is a nice addition to our adventures. So, fuck it guys, Marty's house is gone but it doesnt make a difference...the lads tradition will live on. Here are some photos i took at Marty's about a year ago:








*tear*

-j

Friday, August 7, 2009

BALALALAA LA BAMBA

Few cool things have happened in the last week or so; mainly a couple of kick-ass house parties at Sally's place where i got nicely drunk both times, caught up with some people, played drinking games and yelled along to 'La Bamba' about a hundred times on Guitar Hero with people ive barely even spoken to before. Good fun all round. Apart from that, ive been chained to my uni studies...slightly falling behind, might fail one of my units, but i dont really care a whole lot. Finally enjoying doing psychology too. Still making music - ive spent all year improving, experimenting with new things, and hopefully people will like my new stuff (which will probs be finished late August). And most epic of all: tonight is Twelvie's and Papa's BIRTHDAY OUTTING where a large group of us (featuring Tom) will most likely be spewing into the city gutters till early morning. Cres!

Now, im about to do a TOP list that i should have done a while ago, but found it impossibly hard: the top 5 favourite song list. Now, to make it easier, its more of a 'top 5 songs i love in 2009' than an overall list, which has proven again and again to be way too difficult to narrow down.


Jim's Top 5 Songs He Recommends and Thinks Are Cres In 2009
(not in order)


DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World (listen here)

Dont let the 'DJ' bit put you off - this man is the first person to put out a cd with music made from nothing but samples. He spent a great deal of time listening through thousands of old records (most of them very obscure and unheard of), then delicately putting bits and pieces of songs together to make deliciously chilled music - in otherwords, he is the father of music like The Avalanches. This song in particular is just magical, and the album Endtroducing... is something i think everyone would love and should buy (especially with its usual $10 price).

Nas - N.Y. State of Mind (listen here)
OK, i have a massive soft spot for early hip-hop. Before all this "my grillz" and "slap dat hoe" shit, hip-hop was something respectable. When i first heard this track (off the killer album Illmatic) i was blown away - great lyrics, amazing rhythm...sure, he's rapping about violence and the ghetto, but it comes across as purely heartfelt and honest about his own life rather than for pure show. If you havent yet, give hip-hop a chance.
Animal - The Ocean is a Fickle Mistress (no preview available...?)
OK, so i cant show you the track, and an album by a band named 'Animal' with no title is practically impossible to find (like the self-titled album by Yes, or albums by artists like The Band or The The). But basically ive been really getting into math-rock, which is a small little genre with few artists...and its kind of like experimental jazz with guitars, bass and drums, with wild time signatures and whatnot. To sum up this track: id really heard nothing like it before! 12 minutes of improv and wild experimentation, with only a guitar and a drumkit. Amazing. 7 minutes in and its ejaculation time...twice.
Michael Jackson - Rock With You (previews everywhere, look it up yourself, cock)
There was no better way to mourn MJ's death than to boogie on down to it in a drunken fit of insanity. Right before his death i was really getting into him and sympathising everything he's gone through. I miss his true dedication and perfection to music; an absolute hero above all the shit-stains in pop music that call themselves musicians. This song is so perfect, so well executed, so warm and calming, yet really damn dancable. Greatest chorus ever, too.
u-Ziq - Catkin and Teasel (listen here)
This track is too hard not to list - an influence on the music i make, and just so perfectly created. Basically, it starts off with a sample of some old music before adding bits and pieces of music to it, introducing blistering drums and creating beautiful melodies. It shows that great music can be made from the simplest of ideas. Im a strong supporter of sampling too - evolving a song out of a small sample of another song would be considered lazy by many, but i think it shows strong skill.
Its unfortunate to leave out so many other top songs, but im summary ive been constantly finding new music and finding a warm fuzzy place in some genres (especially more 'outside the square' electronica/alt rock, hip hop). If people find themselves being stingy with buying music, Amazon.com has amazing prices with new/second-hand cds.
Anyways ill try and update more often too
-jim

Thursday, July 30, 2009

LOUDER THAN A BAWWWWMB

Do Christians realize that their religion believes that the world is only about 6000 years old, and that either dinosaurs didnt exist or humans CO-EXISTED with them? Seriously, im happy for people trying to better themselves, but you dont need religion for that...and if you're Christian, atleast realize what you're believing in. Dont give me this "oh, i just believe there is a God, and i contradict myself by believing in science too" bullshit; if you follow a religion, you have to believe all the dumb shit that goes with it. I could go on and on about this, and i nearly have, but i will stop now before it gets out of hand.

By the way, im not in a bad mood or anything whilst writing this, i just like talking about shite like this :D

Anyways, i was going to write a short rant about something else but i should save the ranting for PAPA DD who should goddamn BLOG AGAIN ON "FUCK-OFF"! But i want to mention briefly how much i hate the ever-growing hipsters: http://www.latfh.com/ (fantastic website, videos are especially hilarious)

-jim

p.s. i miss a lot of people so lets get crunk soon everyone

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Im 12 and what is this?

So, to cut straight to the shit, im close to being a musician for an upcoming Channel 9 series. Not just for a track or two, but for a heap of work...where the shit did this come from? Basically, i will probably be getting paid to do a hobby, which = dream job. Theres some serious money in music...with the show Who Wants To Be A Millionairre, someone gets half a million a year for composing four notes of music (the "baw baww bawww bawwwww" at the start of a contestents question). So hopefully this goes through...it isnt official, but the producer im in contact with seemed pretty confident about it. Oh and the surfing show with a bit of my song used should be on soon. Fuck...a year ago when i was making Mr Squirrel and fucking up American brains with Maus und Catze i would NEVER have expected something like this to creep up.

-jim

p.s. i am sick